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The name of the town is Barstool

Why you think Brit lives there

I guess I'll never understand some guys logic.

Those are good, but I have the best luck with this one

"What do you think of a man that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee without a box, bag, or tray"

Christ, I'm outta shape. Too much work, not enough ride time. It showed this weekend. Did the Kalabama on saturday and had a slight change of plans for sunday. Went down to the Moorestown Cross State Connector and did the ballons. A couple trails the state just put in a few years ago that not many p...

Tommorow Kalkaska, the whole system, solo Sunday Frederic, Leetsville, and West Higgins, solo Monday TOMAHAWK!!!!! C loop, possibly with a little hottie that rides an RM125(shh, don't tell the ole lady) Should be a 300 mile weekend. It'll make up for the 20 day weeks I've been workin Film Tuesday

britincali wrote: me and you have got to party sometime

2 cases of 6.1 and a sack full of jokes.

Whos ole lady is bailing us out?

britincali wrote:


I wanna get some hoons together for a couple of days camping out there, so we can show you girls how the english drink!!!!!

HA! You'd be sleeping long before my Canadian ass

It was black night on the Newlywed game the. The guys were in the back and the ladies had to come up with an answer to this question What soft drink best describes your husbands lovemaking ability? Lady #1 answered, "Well, 7-Up, cause my man got 7, and it's always up"! And the crowd goes w...

What was the dads name?

You're correct if you answered "George"

What was the dogs name?

Astro, right?

What was the little Arab kids name?

There wasn't one

See the futures lookin brighter every day

Holy Balls thats a good one

97af wrote: Still.... there isnt a replacement for the Dukas reeds I use to use religiously.

If yer a real good boy and eat yer wheaties, I just happen to know a guy that has a few sets.

Honestly fellas, those are the best reeds, PERIOD!

Just don't get as bad as a guy in FL with 5000 posts in a year.

I'll start baggin on ya about getting a life, which obviously that person doesn't.
Glad I do what I do..... suspension work leaves for too much F K-9 time, which to me = NO $$

I liked mine so much I sold it. The reeds just didn't seem to last long, and at 60 bones a pop(Ya, Boyesens proud of em), I could get 4 sets of stockers. Dunno, the ported cylinder likes the stock cage and reeds for my riding style.

Was a promising football season, but it's all over for my son. Unfortunatly, it wasn't a game or practice related injury, or even a 500 crash, but shear stupidity. Seems he got a bug up his ass to go with his buds to get some Wendys. Nevrmind the fact that he WASN'T supposed to be leaving his house ...

britincali wrote: That never bothered anybody in any other war........

Seig Heil!

Ka Blammo!


More CRF frames floating around for the wicked

Christ, I've got a million of em. But my specialty is f**kin people up. I'm the kind of guy that will weld your hammer and wrenches to the bench, and I had one asshole that pist me off so bad that after hours "someone" :D drilled and tapped his rollaway for a zerk fitting and pumped an ent...

Use carbide bits and oil, things will go way faster.. Ur almost right. A course sanding rool, or like we call em, "Tootsie Rolls", works best on that particular piece. That fluted burr in the pic is better suited to wood, but might not be too bad for aluminum, with a heathy shot of bees w...

So this guy has this IT company thats getting into international affairs. Out of nowhere he lands this contract with a huge Japanese company, and he goes to Tokyo to finalise the deal. After the paperwork is completed, the firms managers take our boy out for a night of partying. The saki is flowin, ...

Sounds like the problem I got.........

Except that I'd like for her to leave..........................

The Mi high school football season opened today, and my boy had a highlight reel game. Yea, I'm gloatin He was pissed off this morning cause they told him at practice he wouldn't be in the backfield for this game. Seems that some "Super Star" guy(and shit, this kids big for 15) skipped pra...

britincali wrote:I voted on the tit reduction!!!!!

Someone need to talk to Kramer bout a "Bro"

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If I looked like him, they'd bust me too!

AlisoBob wrote:
Jesus...... Kenny Hammil ..... Same difference!

Ur not supposed to recognize him in his street clothes