nevadacr500 at it again

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nevadacr500 at it again

Post by britincali »

I know the guy is a moron but shit....

He installs a brand new chain and adjusts it like this???????????


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What is wrong with this guy?????


Check out these bitchin welds MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm

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Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
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Post by AlisoBob »

I like the 1" stub coming out of the footpeg trunion, cuz grinding out the weld takes more than 5 minites to do...


3 welds in 6" is pretty poor form...


Nice towel under the skid plate...

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CHEWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by mxracr121 »

That bike has NEVER seen dirt! :roll:
Too much of a puss for a 500!

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Post by britincali »

If I had the money I would buy it in a heatbeat, $6500 for that is a steal IMO.

BUT and its a big BUT I would never be able to live with myself knowing I fattened his wallet......
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by AlisoBob »

That shot of the chain is sad.....

Hey..... some one shown buy this one, mate it with Hellbears ( Both Virgins)

Perhaps they would give birth to baby CR500A/F's?


Hellbear's is the man..... this bike is 100% pussy ( owner induced)

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Post by lewisclan »

Fricken OUCH
That even hurt me over in Yucca Valley
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Post by lewisclan »

what I like is the shammy rag under the bike on the lift so it dont get scrached .............yeah fricken right what a pussy
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Post by lewisclan »

Id be rippen 1/4" groves in that sucker like all the rest of my bikes
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Post by Ported&Polished »

But dood, that stand was expensive! And if I tighten the chain to much, it might blemmish the sprokets teeth.
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Post by Ported&Polished »

My gold chain was as black as the tire in one ride, never buying a colored one again!
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Post by iggys-amsoil »

Ok I'm confused. Never rides it and buys a new chain. :revolve:
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Post by AlisoBob »

lewisclan wrote:what I like is the shammy rag under the bike on the lift so it dont get scrached .............yeah fricken right what a pussy
I cant tell if the towel is to protect the skid plate, or keep the stand pad from getting dirty???


Can someone post this question on the other site, and make sure to mention its me who is asking!
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Post by AlisoBob »

Whats a A/F take? 116 link?

Who want's to bet he bought a 120, and has NO fricken idea what to do now?


.....dumbass.
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Post by Ported&Polished »

Buy a bigger front sprocket? Lengthen the swingarm?
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Post by britincali »

AlisoBob wrote:
Who want's to bet he bought a 120, and has NO fricken idea what to do now?
.


Ding ding ding :wink:
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Bob's = 50/50
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Brit = loser
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Danny = ok
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Post by AlisoBob »

"I bought it in March or April of 2005..... As far as hours go I've probably put 7-10 on it while I've owned it, not very many at all."

o.k..... then....


" I recently put on a new left side radiator, new DID ERT2 chain, new chain slider and chain block, lots of new hardware (OEM original stuff), new front and rear disk guards, new vent hoses on the carb, repacked the silencer, had the dents removed (mostly) by Pacific Crest Pipe Repair, new exhaust seals, and a brand new e-line carbon fiber pipe guard. That is all I can think of for now but there could be more."


Poor sod must crash more than Britincali....


He says all the manuals are included....

He must mean this one too....

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Post by Ported&Polished »

:lmao:
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Post by britincali »

Bob....

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bob's = 50/50
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Post by AlisoBob »

Why's yer old man getting all cheeky with me?
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Post by britincali »

AlisoBob wrote:
Poor sod must crash more than Britincali....


:rotfl:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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Post by Slomo »

Is he the same dude that was giving someone else crap for riding a 2000 dollar bike when he rides a 9000 dollar LE?
rabbit

Post by rabbit »

you guys must have a lot freaking time on your hands to be busting on someone this hard about their bike and wht THEY choose to do with it.

This is getting old
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Post by AlisoBob »

Scenario # 1

Some guy buys a 120 link chain, and wants to know how to shorten it...

Were here to help.


Scenario #2

Same guy installs the 120 linker, all slacked out like that when its obviously wrong, even to a 4 year old.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


I was all nice and everything to that guy when he was soda blasting his frame ( and steering stem bearings ) because he just couldnt face himself to be riding a bike with a blemished frame. Then he was going on about how "Mommy" wouldnt let him buy another S/H CR500AF until he sold this one. Then he said he had to blast it, because the place than sold him his $75 blaster wouldnt take it back without charging him a 20% restocking fee or some other horseshit....

Dude is a #1 stroke, and if he's the butt of some funny shit, oh well.....

He's no diffrent than the "Perps" you write up in your " Police Log" reports.

Dumb people doing dumb stuff

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Post by ou812 »

Bottom line, the bike is for riding, not stroking. If your into the wax, stroke, polish thing and don't want to get ragged on, would it not be best to do it with something like a collector car or a hog?

That bike is for serious riding by someone who can aleast ride descent. I keep my bikes clean but I ain't afraid to rip into deep mud holes or wad the bike up once and a while.
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