It was black night on the Newlywed game the. The guys were in the back and the ladies had to come up with an answer to this question
What soft drink best describes your husbands lovemaking ability?
Lady #1 answered, "Well, 7-Up, cause my man got 7, and it's always up"!
And the crowd goes wild
Lady # 2 answered "Mountain Dew, cause my man got a mountain, and it'll always do"!
And the crowd goes wild again
Lady # 3 thinks about it for a minute and says "Jack Daniels"
Jack Daniels, says the host, "Ma'am, thats a hard liquor"
To which she replied, "Thats my Leon, he's a hard licker"
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Kalkaska, the inbred capital of Michigan. ....a place you can walk into the greeting card aisle and find one that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"