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M.F.D.B. wrote:
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No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me ) :? :?

Why the hell do I have to go. :roll: :roll:

Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?
Dude, get one of these:

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1) Insert wifey

2) Push down on silver lever

3) Get new wifey


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Would be nice but I don't want to have to unblock the drains.

I would get to piss on her at least once a day.
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JBaze wrote:So what your saying is you have an ex wife? Thats alright, start the daughter on a CR80, they are a dime a dozen, then gradually move her up to the 5 hundy!


No, I have a current wife who wants to take a holiday in New Zealand ( with me ) :? :?

Why the hell do I have to go. :roll: :roll:

Its not as if she needs or uses me for anything, is it?


I can't believe your serious, But if you are.

It's that thing called a paycheck. :wink:

And a built in maintenance man.

all in hopes of cashing in on the gifts she has to offer. :lol: :lol:[/quote]

It is the paycheck, The lady earns 3-4 times more than I do and she lets me know that constantly, I don't ask I just jump as high as I can PRETEND! :lol: :lol:

Maintenance man? Where, none of those around here unless she has one on the side somewhere. :shock: :shock:

Its funny, I help my neighbour / friends / other people fix crap but I don't do shit in my own yard. :? :? :? :roll: :roll:

Gifts she has to offer, like lots of stuff for our daughter, lots of high tech crap for herself, spoil the dog, then theres the computer I get to use so I can communicate with you guys.

Well its not all bad then is it. :wink:
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CR500R7 wrote: Well its not all bad then is it. :wink:
Congrats, you stumped the "Tator"...for the first time in my life i fugging speechless!
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As long as she lets you play with the computer! :roll:

If your fast enough you can sneak and jerk it before she comes home from her high paying job and gives you your allowance. :rotfl: :rotfl:

We will know if you get caught because you can't play on her computer when you are grounded I would assume. :rotfl:
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Owned!
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dude, the more I hear, the more bummed I get.....
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Had to share these...

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The CR500 is an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some taste...

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Faster then Speedy Gonzalez, slower then the Road Runner!!! MEEP MEEP

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dannygraves wrote:dude, the more I hear, the more bummed I get.....


Danny don't sweat it man, the thing that I find the hardest is waiting to get this AF conversion started and finished so I can ride it.

The rest doesn't really bother me, I love spending time with our daughter, Courtney is really COOL!

BTW the trip to New Zealand is all expenses paid and all I have to do is turn up and pretend I am enjoying myself. :? :shock: :shock: :?

Be stuffed, why would I won't to leave a perfectly good house and sleep somewhere else. :? :? especially when I don't want to. :roll:
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hoofarted wrote:Had to share these...

Its like this, OWNED! but not loved. at least get it right.

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Thanks "hoofarted" I was waiting for Bob to throw that picture in, the dude looks like a FAG! though, he needs to look more ghetto / yobbo! :lol: :lol:
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M.F.D.B. wrote::lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
What are you laughing at, Mr. Daniell?

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AlisoBob wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote::lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
What are you laughing at, Mr. Daniell?

" PARK THE TRUCK>>>> NOW!!!!"
SHHHHHEEEIITTTTTT NIGGGA....

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AlisoBob wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote::lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
What are you laughing at, Mr. Daniell?

" PARK THE TRUCK>>>> NOW!!!!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whats this, do we have someone making fun of someone who is in the same situation themself, there is a word for that but I can't remember how to spell it or find it in the dictionary either. :roll: :roll:
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M.F.D.B. wrote: No biches can hold me down dawg!!!
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OWNED :lmao:


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100hp honda wrote:OWNED :lmao:


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Who?
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M.F.D.B. wrote:
100hp honda wrote:OWNED :lmao:


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Who?

The bitch!
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CR500R7 wrote: Whats this, do we have someone making fun of someone who is in the same situation themself?
Not even close my friend... :wink:
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M.F.D.B. wrote:
100hp honda wrote:OWNED :lmao:


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Who?
your farther down on the ground :roll: :lmao:
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shit, man, Danielle is like MFDBs sugar momma :wink:
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JBaze wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote:
100hp honda wrote:OWNED :lmao:


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Who?

The bitch!
:?: :miss:
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M.F.D.B. wrote:
JBaze wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote: Who?

The bitch!
:?: :miss:
Mrs. Shelly Winters sittin there in all her glory!
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I hope you are talking about the goat fucker, cuz I dont expect most people to understand whats going on in this pick so ill explain:

Chris decided to pour sand down my ass crack while I was filling Cyd's flat atv tire with a hand help compressor. Jay looked at me and said "you want me to hold that for you"...(I luv Jay) I said "hell yeah" and handed him the compressor, turned, swept Britts legs and slammed him down in the sand, what you see in this pick is me putting a knee bar on him moments before he said "ok ok ok fuckah"... :wink:
Faster then Speedy Gonzalez, slower then the Road Runner!!! MEEP MEEP

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