2008 toyota corolla

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2008 toyota corolla

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This army kid buys a corrola from us last month, lets just call him "special". He comes in today with a tranny thats making a weird noise, while hes waiting for service he comes into my office and tells me to pull up a webside with his car on it, then he proceeds to tell me how fast it is and how he can "get anything out the hole"........ the cars stock.....

I ask how he manages to smoke anything in the 60 ft and he tells me "rev it up to 4000 and drop it in drive" :shock: :shock: :shock:

No wonder the trannys half smoked at 3000 miles....

Heres the pics :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Decals gotta be worth 2 seconds in the quater....

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MMMMmmmmmmmm.....

Check out his future upgrades LOL

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Kyowa KR206 19 inch wheels, Decals for Decalkits.com, blue glow on backseat floor
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put a body kit, engine wise i want a turbo, exhaust, and a intercooler. i want an underglow and a wheel well glow too...



He wants to meet up on sat night and run the truck :lmao:
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I thik "special" is an appropriate term.
No longer have a CR500.
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:lmao: What a tool.
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Hell I could prob beat him with the wife's 93 with 123K :lol:
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LOL, I used to love making fools of those guys in my starion. They'd be all like "look at that old clunker" and I'd smoke 'em so bad it would hurt. sometime I felt sorry for them, so I'd let them catch up, then work them again!!! Oh the good old days..... :D
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The sad part is that this is common. You see them everyday with the coffee can exhaust and a zillion stickers. So :lame:
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don't worry, I won't tell anyone about when we got smoked in your corrado by a honda car :wink:
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dannygraves wrote:don't worry, I won't tell anyone about when we got smoked in your corrado by a honda car :wink:
ya...275k and a tired motor will do that. At least I still have my car(s).
The CR500 is an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some taste...

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hoofarted wrote:
dannygraves wrote:don't worry, I won't tell anyone about when we got smoked in your corrado by a honda car :wink:
ya...275k and a tired motor will do that. At least I still have my car(s).
HAHAHAH
yeah, I remember that honda car being pretty trick, even right hand drive, it was a trip! still funny that you got smoked by a honda car!! LOL

I know...I miss my car..... :'-(
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dannygraves wrote: so I'd let them catch up, then work them again!!! Oh the good old days..... :D

Ive done that a few times, just pedal it out the hole and make them think they are neck and neck, then flip the bird and floor it :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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britincali wrote:
dannygraves wrote: so I'd let them catch up, then work them again!!! Oh the good old days..... :D

Ive done that a few times, just pedal it out the hole and make them think they are neck and neck, then flip the bird and floor it :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I love doing that to fart pipers. It's so much fun.
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One time I was on avenida pico in san clemente at the light on frontera and a couple guys in an eclipse RS (with more money in body and paint than what a much nicer car would cost) roll up next to me and start staring me down. The light turned and I got it spooled at like 3000 rpm and worked the clutch, broke the tires waaayy loose and couldn't hookup once I hit second either. my rear wheel wells were billowing out smoke, I was almost completely sideways and drifting. I was feathering it trying to hookup, so my BOV kept going off. so it just sounded like brrraappp--pppsssshhhhhh--brrraaappp--ppppsssshhhhh. They thought it was sooo cool that they asked me to do it again at the next light and didn't care that I worked the crap out of them!!! LOL :lol:
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dannygraves wrote:I was feathering it trying to hookup, so my BOV kept going off. so it just sounded like brrraappp--pppsssshhhhhh--brrraaappp--ppppsssshhhhh. They thought it was sooo cool that they asked me to do it again at the next light and didn't care that I worked the crap out of them!!! LOL
Somebody actually sells FAKE blow off valves. Unbelievable.
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stupid kids! :rotfl:
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StinkFinger wrote:
dannygraves wrote:I was feathering it trying to hookup, so my BOV kept going off. so it just sounded like brrraappp--pppsssshhhhhh--brrraaappp--ppppsssshhhhh. They thought it was sooo cool that they asked me to do it again at the next light and didn't care that I worked the crap out of them!!! LOL
Somebody actually sells FAKE blow off valves. Unbelievable.
http://www.sunamiturbo.com/

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!! thats like the tough guys who drive an auto and put it in neutral and roll backwards at a light to look like they have a manual!! LOL!!!
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Dustin is hooking one up on wifeys qwad as we speak...

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