Ask uncle brit....
- britincali
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Ask uncle brit....
Jbaze with his girly headaches gave me an idea
Im starting a column for all you panzies that need advice and dont wanna loose every sunday of the month to child molesters.
Ill will be here offering frank well thought out advise for any issue that ails you.
Ask away bitches
Im starting a column for all you panzies that need advice and dont wanna loose every sunday of the month to child molesters.
Ill will be here offering frank well thought out advise for any issue that ails you.
Ask away bitches
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
- teemtrubble
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- Location: simi valley, ca
Dear Uncle Brit
I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately
Should I............................
A. Drain the hot tub
Or
B. Shut down the farm
Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.
What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?
I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately
Should I............................
A. Drain the hot tub
Or
B. Shut down the farm
Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.
What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?
Kalkaska, the inbred capital of Michigan. ....a place you can walk into the greeting card aisle and find one that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"
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- dannygraves
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Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?
'09 kx450f 4-Poke
Gen-4 trail bike --SOLD--
Gen-3 badass trail/mx bike --SOLD--
Gen-1 built dunes bike --SOLD--
'05 klx110 --SOLD--
'95 pw80
Gen-4 trail bike --SOLD--
Gen-3 badass trail/mx bike --SOLD--
Gen-1 built dunes bike --SOLD--
'05 klx110 --SOLD--
'95 pw80
I can answer this one...dannygraves wrote:Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?
HIT IT!
Whats hotter than a "9.5"??
A "5.9" who I havent banged yet...
- dannygraves
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- britincali
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bigpower wrote:Dear Uncle Brit
I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately
Should I............................
A. Drain the hot tub
Or
B. Shut down the farm
Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.
What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?
Drain the hottub dude, the farm pays for itself
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
- britincali
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- britincali
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- Location: Barstow, CA
dannygraves wrote:Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?
Dont be a dumbass and make sure you dont get caught, also go contact your doctor and get any available STD meds before touching the holy muff.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
- britincali
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- britincali
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Ported&Polished wrote:Dear Uncle Brit, my penis bothers me. I had no say so in getting it cicumsized as a baby, but now I am getting tired of this whole Jewish thing. I'm not Jewish, should I get a circumsisian reversal? Signed Itchy Palms....
As my mother once told me "Anyone who is circumsized is a homo", go get the reversal and go au'natural man
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Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
- britincali
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- britincali
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AlisoBob wrote:Dear Brit.....
What am I susposed to do about foreigners coming over here, and taking all the car sales and finance jobs.
Where is all the U.S. born White Trash supposed to work?
# 1 If americans had a decent education system there would be no opportunity to "take jobs" from you.
# 2 Walmart
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
- britincali
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- britincali
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AlisoBob wrote:Go to Wally World.. your thread is there.....
http://www.bannedcr500riders.com/board/ ... php?t=3269
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
- britincali
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- Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
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aloha450x wrote:uncle why does it burn when I pee pee
http://www.bannedcr500riders.com/board/ ... php?t=3269
Thread has been moved post up there
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok