Is your kid Student Of The Month? Beat up Student Of The Month? Lets hear all about it!
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 12:20 pm
Jbaze with his girly headaches gave me an idea
Im starting a column for all you panzies that need advice and dont wanna loose every sunday of the month to child molesters.
Ill will be here offering frank well thought out advise for any issue that ails you.
Ask away bitches
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
teemtrubble
Posts: 2269 Joined: October 11th, 2007, 2:15 pm
Location: simi valley, ca
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by teemtrubble » June 25th, 2008, 12:54 pm
You could call it "Brittny's Corner"
Mike
teem trubble works CR500
(Gen 3 125+CR500 motor)
If I wanted a Yamaha I would have bought a piano!
bigpower
Posts: 471 Joined: June 19th, 2007, 7:14 pm
Location: Kalkaska MI
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by bigpower » June 25th, 2008, 1:50 pm
Dear Uncle Brit
I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately
Should I............................
A. Drain the hot tub
Or
B. Shut down the farm
Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.
What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?
Kalkaska, the inbred capital of Michigan. ....a place you can walk into the greeting card aisle and find one that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"
ou812
Posts: 794 Joined: June 22nd, 2007, 12:41 pm
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by ou812 » June 25th, 2008, 2:30 pm
Man thats a tough call, whats the word uncle?
AlisoBob
"Hoon-father"
Posts: 15404 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Location: Aliso Viejo Ca
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by AlisoBob » June 25th, 2008, 2:33 pm
Every answer would either be:
1. Dont marry a squaw.
2. Smoke weed.
Ported&Polished
Posts: 1898 Joined: June 23rd, 2007, 12:47 pm
Location: Prescott
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by Ported&Polished » June 25th, 2008, 2:39 pm
Dear Uncle Brit, my penis bothers me. I had no say so in getting it cicumsized as a baby, but now I am getting tired of this whole Jewish thing. I'm not Jewish, should I get a circumsisian reversal? Signed Itchy Palms....
Don't Clyde it, ride it!
dannygraves
Posts: 8020 Joined: June 1st, 2007, 2:03 pm
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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by dannygraves » June 25th, 2008, 2:46 pm
Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?
'09 kx450f 4-Poke
Gen-4 trail bike --SOLD--
Gen-3 badass trail/mx bike --SOLD--
Gen-1 built dunes bike --SOLD--
'05 klx110 --SOLD--
'95 pw80
AlisoBob
"Hoon-father"
Posts: 15404 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Location: Aliso Viejo Ca
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by AlisoBob » June 25th, 2008, 2:47 pm
dannygraves wrote: Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?
I can answer this one...
HIT IT!
Whats hotter than a "9.5"??
A "5.9" who I havent banged yet...
dannygraves
Posts: 8020 Joined: June 1st, 2007, 2:03 pm
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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by dannygraves » June 25th, 2008, 2:56 pm
'09 kx450f 4-Poke
Gen-4 trail bike --SOLD--
Gen-3 badass trail/mx bike --SOLD--
Gen-1 built dunes bike --SOLD--
'05 klx110 --SOLD--
'95 pw80
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:03 pm
bigpower wrote: Dear Uncle Brit
I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately
Should I............................
A. Drain the hot tub
Or
B. Shut down the farm
Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.
What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?
Drain the hottub dude, the farm pays for itself
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:03 pm
AlisoBob wrote: Every answer would either be:
1. Dont marry a squaw.
2. Smoke weed.
Dont post in my thread without a question.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:04 pm
dannygraves wrote: Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?
Dont be a dumbass and make sure you dont get caught, also go contact your doctor and get any available STD meds before touching the holy muff.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:05 pm
AlisoBob wrote:
I can answer this one...
:
You dont get to answer shit, this is MY "Dear brit" thread. Dont go cluttering it up with your uneducated american-ness.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:07 pm
Ported&Polished wrote: Dear Uncle Brit, my penis bothers me. I had no say so in getting it cicumsized as a baby, but now I am getting tired of this whole Jewish thing. I'm not Jewish, should I get a circumsisian reversal? Signed Itchy Palms....
As my mother once told me "Anyone who is circumsized is a homo", go get the reversal and go au'natural man
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Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
AlisoBob
"Hoon-father"
Posts: 15404 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Location: Aliso Viejo Ca
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by AlisoBob » June 25th, 2008, 3:08 pm
Dear Brit.....
What am I susposed to do about foreigners coming over here, and taking all the car sales and finance jobs.
Where is all the U.S. born White Trash supposed to work?
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:08 pm
ou812 wrote: Man thats a tough call, whats the word uncle?
Please re-phraze your question in an understandable manner.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
AlisoBob
"Hoon-father"
Posts: 15404 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Location: Aliso Viejo Ca
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by AlisoBob » June 25th, 2008, 3:09 pm
britincali wrote:
As my mother once told me "Anyone who is circumsized is a homo",
If Brit got cut, he would be down to 0.666 "
They made mine into a Jumpie for my niece, Katelyn...
AlisoBob
"Hoon-father"
Posts: 15404 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Location: Aliso Viejo Ca
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by AlisoBob » June 25th, 2008, 3:13 pm
dannygraves wrote:
damn it Bob! you guys are supposed to be the voice of reason
If she looks like this, I am being reasonable.
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:15 pm
AlisoBob wrote: Dear Brit.....
What am I susposed to do about foreigners coming over here, and taking all the car sales and finance jobs.
Where is all the U.S. born White Trash supposed to work?
# 1 If americans had a decent education system there would be no opportunity to "take jobs" from you.
# 2 Walmart
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
britincali
Posts: 8207 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 7:10 pm
Location: Barstow, CA
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by britincali » June 25th, 2008, 3:16 pm
Bob quit cluttering up my help thread with shit or I am gonna report you to the admin and get you locked out of the thread.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
AlisoBob
"Hoon-father"
Posts: 15404 Joined: May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Location: Aliso Viejo Ca
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by AlisoBob » June 25th, 2008, 3:16 pm
Go to Wally World.. your thread is there.....
aloha450x
Posts: 874 Joined: December 8th, 2007, 12:38 am
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by aloha450x » June 25th, 2008, 5:04 pm
uncle why does it burn when I pee pee
JBaze
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by JBaze » June 25th, 2008, 6:41 pm
Always glad I could help Brit! After all it is the B.S. section. Oh yeah, I've got your girl hangin, baby! Your bestest buddy, Jason.