So this deprived housewife hasn't been laid by the old boy in a while and shes getting a little bit on the horny side. She gets all dolled up and decides that shes gonna go out and do a little shopping , and hit the grocery store on the way home. Well, she gets to the grocery store, grabs the necessary items , and heads for the checkout. She notices this young buck, bout 19-20, a colledge kid baggin the grocerys. She pays, says to the kid, "Young man, would you be so kind as to help me take these bags out to my car"? The kid replies, "Sure, Ma'am, I'd be happy to", grabs up her stuff and carrys it out the door.
Well, about halfway thru the parking lot, she makes her move. "Young man, I have an itchy pussy". The kid stops, looks at her, and says, "Sorry Ma'am, I don't know one Japanese car from another"
Desperate Housewife
Desperate Housewife
Kalkaska, the inbred capital of Michigan. ....a place you can walk into the greeting card aisle and find one that reads "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"
