A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean a Democrat?
They're so full of shit, it takes all frickin day!!!!."