highway patrol...no one ever said they were smart

100hp honda · Post by **100hp honda** » August 25th, 2009, 7:53 pm

i would of been alittle pissed. probly fuked up his rims too

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=7675523

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » August 26th, 2009, 7:20 am

i have this pissy woman that lives 6 miles from home, didnt like us going past her place at 120+ so she'd left the end of a pitchfork out there. It flattened my right rear bias Buckshot mudder but i dint notice it really, i told bro i thought we had a tire going soft, he got the miorror on it and i slowed down to 60, yep it was flat, so we just went faster and at the RH corner had to pitch it in hard so the weight was on the drivers side, kept it pinned so its weight held it up as if it was inflated, made it home just fine. the face of the tire looked good, but there were 2 tines from the fork rattling inside the tire. I shoved a dead beaver in her mailbox and heard nothing from her for a long time.

10 years before that she complained about the dust after just having built this yard so close to the road, then had the rcmp sit in her driveway to get dad speeding by. They did, locked him in at 115mph or something with his 2wd chevy truck that had a very nice W30 olds in it cuz it bolted up to where a diesel had been, anyways he took the ticket, got home and chained the truck to this elm we had cut down in the yard, it was probably 16" arround and 30ft long. he dragged that tree up and down the road past her place til there was soo much dust you couldnt see the house or tell what color the car in the driveway was, and that'd kept her quiet for a long time, hahaha things are solved differently out here.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 26th, 2009, 9:55 am

dude, I'd be so f-ig pissed! fuckign cops and their feeling of entitled authority! fuck them! I'd pull some BS and make them pay for time off work, and say it was so traumatic that they have to pay for my thereapy sessions... just to stick it to them!

hoofarted · Post by **hoofarted** » August 26th, 2009, 10:20 am

Reminds me of this one...

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW owner?

On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

BIGGDAD · Post by **BIGGDAD** » August 26th, 2009, 1:55 pm

A few years ago I cussed out a beamer owner. He had parked in a handicapped spot at the grocery store. He was coming out of the store as I was going in and I watched him head for the beamer roses in hand. Yep, he had been in the store to buy roses, not anything important like beer. Anyway I cussed him and he just turned his head and ignored me. Everybody that was in a 100 feet was laughing because the pussy just got in his car and drove off. Fuckin' scumbag.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 26th, 2009, 2:02 pm

BIGGDAD wrote:A few years ago I cussed out a beamer owner. He had parked in a handicapped spot at the grocery store. He was coming out of the store as I was going in and I watched him head for the beamer roses in hand. Yep, he had been in the store to buy roses, not anything important like beer. Anyway I cussed him and he just turned his head and ignored me. Everybody that was in a 100 feet was laughing because the pussy just got in his car and drove off. Fuckin' scumbag.

people using handicapped spaces really pisses me off! I have an uncle who is in a wheel chair and his van has a ramp/lift that goes out the side, so he actually needs that hashed off area to the side. We've been to places where we were forced to park in a field across the street, or on a curb with a side walk, etc. because assholes take up those spaces, or even better, fat people get the state to issue them a handicapped plackard for being FAT. If you are fat, you could use a good walk!

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 27th, 2009, 12:37 am

Handicapped spaces are for handicapped people to park in.

Otherwise they would be known as FAT spaces, IGNORANT spaces, SELFISH spaces and so on.

A lot of people in this world need shooting, ungrateful ASSHOLES.

BIGGDAD · Post by **BIGGDAD** » August 27th, 2009, 9:53 am

My uncle was sleeping in a lawn chair, at the beach. A kid was running over lawn chairs in his 4x4. That was in 1983. He has been in a chair since he was 24 years old. He is now 49 yo. So, I do have a VERY HARD spot in my heart for assholes that park in handicapped zones illegally.

I once pulled up and cussed a woman out that was parking in a handicapped spot, her car had no tag or sticker. She got out of the car and she only had one leg. I apologized, she thanked me for my efforts. I was still embarassed as hell.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 27th, 2009, 10:52 am

LMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » August 27th, 2009, 12:08 pm

a cop almost hit me in the Tim Hortons drive thru thismorning. I pulled up to a long line of caffeene addicts to get my bagel and this rcmp car is kinda jerky on the brakes making the corner, then i see him almost out the drivers side window, i guess he was digging in a pocket, then he climbs the curb and almost hits me

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 27th, 2009, 1:14 pm

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » August 27th, 2009, 1:18 pm

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 27th, 2009, 10:31 pm

BIGGDAD wrote:My uncle was sleeping in a lawn chair, at the beach. A kid was running over lawn chairs in his 4x4. That was in 1983. He has been in a chair since he was 24 years old. He is now 49 yo. So, I do have a VERY HARD spot in my heart for assholes that park in handicapped zones illegally.

I once pulled up and cussed a woman out that was parking in a handicapped spot, her car had no tag or sticker. She got out of the car and she only had one leg. I apologized, she thanked me for my efforts. I was still embarassed as hell.

Two thumbs up for the effort and another two for apologising.

No need to be embarassed for caring about someone.

roost251 · Post by **roost251** » August 28th, 2009, 12:18 am

So I am doing my shopping at the store yesterday and there is a couple, husband and wife that are fat like 300+ lbs each on the store rascal style scooters. 1) so they were looking for an item sausages on special, wife tells the husband ride down there ( to the deli counter cuz his scooter is faster) to ask where they are. so they find them and keep going on thier way.2) so they cruze down another asile I am on and the ladies scooter starts to slow. She tells her husband to "push her with his" and to ramm her from behind. You should have seen the look of horror on her face we she realized that she may have to actually get up and walk. They were not handicapped other than in thier minds, just fat.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 28th, 2009, 8:49 am

lazy fatasses!

if natural selection were still a factor they would have died long ago!

BIGGDAD · Post by **BIGGDAD** » August 28th, 2009, 1:27 pm

A pile of bricks and a 400 pound naked woman are both lying in the back yard....Which one will get layed first?

It depends on how drunk the wetbacks are.

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 28th, 2009, 5:13 pm

xtremeslide · Post by **xtremeslide** » September 5th, 2009, 10:00 pm

We have a "super-cool" police here,they don't stop you,only send the bill to

your bank account, if was a mistake bad for you

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » September 6th, 2009, 1:09 am

WOW! talented bike cop.

xtremeslide · Post by **xtremeslide** » September 6th, 2009, 2:14 am

Well they don't have Lamborghinis like in Italy,or Ferraris like the U.K.

or reach for the gun like in the U.S after a chase with a Viper

but they are hard around here with the fines price....

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » September 6th, 2009, 7:19 am

damn, I sure am glan that henderson pd doesn't have any lambos! Ive had several times that they saw me tearing it up on warmsprings and I think they didn't chase because they knew they wouldn't catch me!

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » September 6th, 2009, 7:53 pm

I couldn't imagine you speeding Danny.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » September 6th, 2009, 8:05 pm

naaa, I couldn't imagine anyone on this site would break the law and drive at excessive speeds...

warmsprings is the one road I take to get to work and its a 40mph zone most of the way... when I put on my new turbos about a month ago I did a 3rd gear pull from 100mph-120mph @6000-7500rpm in a couple seconds right after I passed an HPD tahoe, who was stopped at aroyo grande... he didn't even bother chasing me

next time I might not be so lucky

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » September 6th, 2009, 8:08 pm

although, speaking of lambos, its kinda funny what dynamic racing calls their kit that includes the turbos I'm currently running
http://www.dynamicracing.com/customer/p ... =49&page=1

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » September 6th, 2009, 9:27 pm

dannygraves wrote:although, speaking of lambos, its kinda funny what dynamic racing calls their kit that includes the turbos I'm currently running
http://www.dynamicracing.com/customer/p ... =49&page=1

Man you like horsepower, thats for sure. Diablo- 6.0 killer.

Next time you probably won't be so lucky.

Drive SAFELY Danny.

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highway patrol...no one ever said they were smart

highway patrol...no one ever said they were smart