The Master Chief said to me....
"I'ts okay Aaron, that sumbitch is so dumb and ugly he could'nt get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he was carring a sack full of banana's"
That was pretty good, so not to be outdone by the Master Chief I told told him that the same Sailor was crying to me about how much work he does and how he never gets any time off so I told him;
"Being a good Sailor is like being a whore, the harder you work, the more you get fucked, its how quickly you dry yourself off and get back on your feet that matters"
