The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to
one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover
after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've
never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says, 'I feel like sh!t.'