E Harmony rejected me WTF!

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E Harmony rejected me WTF!

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Here's their response...


Mr Fachar

Sorry.

Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question #14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'


'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.

Regretfully,

E Harmony
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I thought they would have kicked you for being gay......
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Dah stupid that's where I met your wife and she doesn't complain! :wink:
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lol, thats the funny thing about them refusing gays, is they refuse a whole shit load of people for not meeting their moral criteria, so why force then to take gays?? they obviously wouldn't meet their moral criteria!
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Brit filled out a job application..

It asked "Position Desired?'


Brit replied...

"Anal"
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AlisoBob wrote:Brit filled out a job application..

It asked "Position Desired?'


Brit replied...

"Anal"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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"SOLID Bro!!"

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Man you guys are making me cry!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Brit's crying to because he knows it's true! :wink:
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Post by britincali »

The ultimate safe sex! Up the pooper is the only way to roll :cool:
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britincali wrote:Up the pooper is the only way to roll :cool:
We know that's how you roll.... :lol:
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Post by AlisoBob »

:roll: Brit..Brit..Brit........

Guys CANT get pregnant...


....didnt you ever learn the facts of life?

You've been taking it in the seat, all these years...
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Brits tool of the trade:


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Coolness list by 90cr500guy

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Cepek = cool
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Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
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No way..... Brits a rough rider....

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Don't you mean STILL- GAY. :lol: :lol:
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[quote=""SOLID", Bro!"]Don't you mean STILL- GAY. :lol: :lol:[/quote]

No! GAY'R
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AlisoBob wrote:No way..... Brits a rough rider....

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Hey Brit, where you rub that!? :spank: :lmao:
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Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!!! :wink:
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Mama wrote:Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!!! :wink:
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Whats the diff between a fag and a microwave???











A microwave don't brown your meat.....
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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