A man walks into a bar with his dog.
A Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Jeff Gordon is doing. The bartender says “Gordon is in 25th”. The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times.
A couple of laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 10th”. The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 3rd”,
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says “WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Gordon wins?”
“I don’t know”, says the man, “I’ve only had him for a year!”
Jeff Gordon joke!!!
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JBaze
you writin' a damn book on this some what unknown guy or what?JBaze wrote:teamdns wrote:no...i think he was lead guitar for that band 3rd eye blindJBaze wrote:
X2 Doesn't he ride for Kawasaki?
Yeah your right my bad! I heard they broke up and he's flippin burgers at Sonic. Started that job right after he got out of forced rehab.
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JBaze
Re: Jeff Gordon joke!!!
[quote=""SOLID", Bro!"]A man walks into a bar with his dog.
A Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Jeff Gordon is doing. The bartender says “Gordon is in 25th”. The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times.
A couple of laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 10th”. The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 3rd”,
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says “WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Gordon wins?”
“I don’t know”, says the man, “I’ve only had him for a year!”[/quote]
My Dad is a MAJOR Ford guy and was way stoked on this joke. he sent it to his Bro in France thats a huge JG fan.
RP
A Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Jeff Gordon is doing. The bartender says “Gordon is in 25th”. The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times.
A couple of laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 10th”. The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 3rd”,
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says “WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Gordon wins?”
“I don’t know”, says the man, “I’ve only had him for a year!”[/quote]
My Dad is a MAJOR Ford guy and was way stoked on this joke. he sent it to his Bro in France thats a huge JG fan.RP
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JBaze