Night Befo Crizzmus
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befoe"!
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we will git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!
Christmas in da' Hood......
- NightBiker07
- Posts: 1942
- Joined: April 16th, 2008, 8:59 pm
- Location: USA
money is short
times are hard
heres your fucking
christmas card
twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
mom at the whorehouse
dad smoking grass
i'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprang from my piece
to see what was the matter
then out on the lawn
i saw a big dick!
i knew in a moment
it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the old fucker had fell
he filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
he rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son-of-a-bitch
blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cursed
and rose out of sight
piss on you all
and have a hell of a night!
times are hard
heres your fucking
christmas card
twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
mom at the whorehouse
dad smoking grass
i'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprang from my piece
to see what was the matter
then out on the lawn
i saw a big dick!
i knew in a moment
it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the old fucker had fell
he filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
he rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son-of-a-bitch
blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cursed
and rose out of sight
piss on you all
and have a hell of a night!
2000 CR250, pipe, filter, Vforce
1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.