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Justin B
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Post by Justin B »

Four married guys go riding. After an hour, the following
Conversation took place.

First guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
riding this weekend! I had to promise my wife that I would
paint every room in the house next weekend'

Second guy:
'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'd
build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I'd remodel the kitchen for her.'

After a short ride. They realized that the fourth
guy hasn't said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come riding this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy smirks and says:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her
ass and said: Riding or Sex?

She said:
Don't forget your helmet.
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lewisclan
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Post by lewisclan »

Thats funny but a family that rides togethert stays together .
now thats important :cool:
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teemtrubble
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Post by teemtrubble »

Yes Sir that's how I roll !!!!
Mike

teem trubble works CR500
(Gen 3 125+CR500 motor)
If I wanted a Yamaha I would have bought a piano!
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Travis
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Post by Travis »

:D :D :D
Travis

89 CR500
01 Banshee
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pstoffers
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Post by pstoffers »

Ya boyee best ride ever.......
NAHA PRO HILLCLIMBER #216
LIVIN THE DREAM!!!

NOTHING BUT GREEN LABEL BLENDZALL!!!

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MrDude_1
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Post by MrDude_1 »

note:
dont get the two confused... sure sex with the helmet is funny... but riding naked sucks!
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