Britincali....

[AlisoBob]

THE MOON

Two Hoons living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?” Brit turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”


CAR TROUBLE

Britincali pushes his Ford into a gas station. He tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. He says, “What's the story?” The mechanic replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”. Brit asks, “How often do I have to do that?”


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops Chris for speeding and asks very nicely if he could see his license. Brit replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”


RIVER WALK

Chris went out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Hoon on the opposite bank “Yoo-hoo!” he shouts. “How can I get to the other side?”
Sabre looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”



KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the driver behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that he was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” Britincali yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and Britincali were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” Brit said, “So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!” said the Russian. To which the Brit replied, “We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!”


IN A VACUUM

Chris was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. The question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
Chris thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”


FINALLY,

A girl was visiting Brits house, after he had acquired two new dogs. She asked her what their names were. Brit responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. The friend said, “Whoever heard of some moron naming dogs like that?”
“HELLLOOOOOOO......,” answered Brit. “They're watch dogs!”

[pstoffers]

[britincali]

[arleybeer40]

[TheSandMan]

[sabreguy]

RIVER WALK

Chris went out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Hoon on the opposite bank “Yoo-hoo!” he shouts. “How can I get to the other side?”
Sabre looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”

How the hell did I get thrown in with Brit???!!!!

[AlisoBob]

'cuz your the smart one.

[lewisclan]

cool

[AlisoBob]

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?co ... Gx526niL5U

[britincali]

Funny shit !!!!!!

[lewisclan]

Right on

[TYSTYX]

[iggys-amsoil]

[pstoffers]

[AlisoBob]

I went riding with Brit today, he did pretty good, I gave him an extra apple.