From the Bible

[bigpower]

So Jesus is nailed up on the cross. Lookin around, he suddenly calls out to St Peter, "Hey Peter, Come here" Peter starts climbin up the cross, and a Roman guard hacks his leg off. He falls to the ground bleeding.
A little while later, Jesus says, "Hey Peter, come here". Back up the cross, Peter starts to climb, and the Roman hacks his other leg off, and he falls to the ground bleeding. little while later, Jesus says, "Hey Peter, come here". Back up the cross he climbs, and the Roman comes up and hacks one of his arms off. Again, he falls to the ground, bleedin. A little while later, Jesus says "Hey Peter, come here". Well, Peter, a bit flustered and hacked up, obeys and makes it all the way up the cross. "Yes my Lord"? Then Jesus says, "Hey Peter, I think I can see your house from here".

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[britincali]

Thats an old python joke