Soooo, A boyscout, the pope, George W, and Jesse Jackson were all flying in a plane together when suddenly, the engines quit, and the pilot got on the com and said, We're goin down, and unfortunately, there are only 3 more parachutes left after I bail out of this bird, so I guess you gents will be drawin straws, and he jumped out the plane.
What are we gonna do, said the Boy Scout. Well, W spoke up, I'm the smartest man in the world, so I should get one of those chutes cause the world needs me. He put the chute on, and out the door he went.
Then Rev. Jackson spoke up. I'm the smartest black man in the world, so its only right that I get one of the chutes, cause the world needs me. He put the chute on, out the door he went
Well my son, said the pope to the boy scout, I have lived a long and fullfilling life, and you have many years ahead of you, so you take the last parachute and save yourself.
Well, your holiness said the boy scout, we can both save ourselves, cause the smartest black man in the world just jumped out of this plane wearing my backpack!
