Water = poop

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Water = poop

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Water = Poop,
Ben Franklin said: " In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria ." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine & Beer = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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The reason beer is so popular in europe is exactly that, the beer was made from clean spring water unlike the filthy city water.


100yrs ago that was 100% fact.
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Mexican Beer is at least 25% piss.....
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britincali wrote:The reason beer is so popular in europe is exactly that, the beer was made from clean spring water unlike the filthy city water.


100yrs ago that was 100% fact.
Euro's, always making excuses for being drunks! :lol:
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mxracr121 wrote:
Euro's, always making excuses for being drunks! :lol:



Its more fact than the bible :wink:
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