Guy with a peanut in his ear!

britincali · Post by **britincali** » January 24th, 2008, 5:32 pm

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's' date said he
could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother
and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.'

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » January 24th, 2008, 6:05 pm

pstoffers · Post by **pstoffers** » January 24th, 2008, 7:03 pm

That is wrong in so many ways........

very funny though

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 24th, 2008, 7:37 pm

I dont get it .

pstoffers · Post by **pstoffers** » January 24th, 2008, 7:39 pm

AlisoBob wrote:I dont get it .

britincali · Post by **britincali** » January 24th, 2008, 7:41 pm

pstoffers wrote:

+1

ISBB · Post by **ISBB** » January 24th, 2008, 7:41 pm

hehe stink finger...

Hellbear · Post by **Hellbear** » January 24th, 2008, 8:12 pm

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 8:22 am

HAHAHHA

The best is to go up to one of your buddies and whipe your finger off on his upper lip and run! Hell be smellin that all night!

britincali · Post by **britincali** » January 25th, 2008, 8:47 am

The fishfinger

(dosnt work that well over here cos you guys call 'em fishsticks

)

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 25th, 2008, 9:24 am

I still dont get it.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 9:38 am

he had cooter finger from finger banging the dudes daughter! come on bob!

lewisclan · Post by **lewisclan** » January 25th, 2008, 9:44 am

AlisoBob wrote:I dont get it .

Hey thats my line

lewisclan · Post by **lewisclan** » January 25th, 2008, 9:46 am

lewisclan wrote:
AlisoBob wrote:I dont get it .
Hey thats my line

Bob thats almost as funny as the joke, come on guys do you really think Bob dident get it..............

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 9:48 am

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 9:51 am

I just needed an excuse to say cooter finger!

Hellbear · Post by **Hellbear** » January 25th, 2008, 10:21 am

lewisclan wrote:
lewisclan wrote:
AlisoBob wrote:I dont get it .
Hey thats my line
Bob thats almost as funny as the joke, come on guys do you really think Bob dident get it..............

After having to explain what t-bagging was to a couple guys New Years weekend I can see it, but doubt it.

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 25th, 2008, 10:22 am

dannygraves wrote:I just needed an excuse to say cooter finger!

Is that something like this?

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 10:59 am

yup, just different hole

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 25th, 2008, 1:05 pm

I still dont get it ....

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 2:20 pm

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

right.....

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 25th, 2008, 3:05 pm

dannygraves wrote:HAHAHAHHAHAHA right.....

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » January 25th, 2008, 7:01 pm

"You ain't seen nothing til you go down on a muffin" - Aerosmith.

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Guy with a peanut in his ear!

Guy with a peanut in his ear!