THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD........
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD........
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD..................................
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America ..
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together,
they now have to share a room.
And finally, I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I
told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America ..
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together,
they now have to share a room.
And finally, I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I
told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.
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I told one of the sales manager to go fuck himself multiple times this morning then had a closed door meeting with the VP of the entire group and told him he has brain dead monkeys working for him and I was done, either I get a transfer or I quit.
We'll see how this pans out ......
We'll see how this pans out ......
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Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
We need an avatar for really big balls.britincali wrote:I told one of the sales manager to go fuck himself multiple times this morning then had a closed door meeting with the VP of the entire group and told him he has brain dead monkeys working for him and I was done, either I get a transfer or I quit.
We'll see how this pans out ......
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I saw your ad and thought to respond. My name is Ron. I have been a finish carpenter since 1989. I have a real bad back as a result, but need to work on a limited basis to stay afloat. If you can use a helper a couple, three days a week here and there I might be able to assist you with your work when needed. I would be willing to meet with you on the job and work along side someone, but not haul around tools , heavy materials and work alone. My days of working alone and busting my ass are behind me. I am a good worker, just not willing to do the work of two men. Hope to hear back. Ron (949) 355-XXXX
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Linda XXXX
XXXXX
Orange, Ca. 92869
714-394-XXXX
Hello, Yes I would like more info and the opportunity to apply and interview with your company.
I have 20 years working experience in construction as a Journeyman Carpenter I have a 2006 F-150 (truck) with tool box, ladder rack hand tools, power tools, ladders and know how to use them, working on scaffolding is fine, I have worked on heights and scaffolding projects like the downtown Ronald Reagan Court House 7 or more stories up, bridge projects of over 320 feet and so on.
Installing shutters, columns as pilasters sounds like work I can perform
Please call me so we can arrange a time to meet !!
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I say you respond to both, with an address and time to meet.
Have that stud of a Ron and hot to trott Linda meet at the same table, sit accross the room and see how things go down.
Have that stud of a Ron and hot to trott Linda meet at the same table, sit accross the room and see how things go down.
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Meltdown continued and it got to the point where I brought a box to work to pack my shit yesterday.
1 hr meeting with the GM and a 1 hr meeting with my director and boom bigtime raise
3 finance guys are getting launched and im one of a team of 4 who are going to be typing the deals for all 3 stores on this side of the freeway, so im now a kia/honda/nissan finance person
Should be about a 50% pay increase
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1 hr meeting with the GM and a 1 hr meeting with my director and boom bigtime raise
3 finance guys are getting launched and im one of a team of 4 who are going to be typing the deals for all 3 stores on this side of the freeway, so im now a kia/honda/nissan finance person
Should be about a 50% pay increase
Meltdowns work
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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AlisoBob wrote:Your going to get home, and instantly be reminded how slow and backwards everything is.....
Thats the only REALLY scarey thing, I figure we can just go travel around europe when it gets to us.
Coolness list by 90cr500guy
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok