Brit / Tox are in couples therapy....

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Brit / Tox are in couples therapy....

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When asked what the problem was, ETox went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling... unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Tox to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Chris watched with a raised eyebrow!

Tox got up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Chris and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Brit thought for a moment and replied,

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Fridays, but on Wednesday, I ride my Gen 5...... Cheers!!"
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that gen 5 must work good then :lol:
the 450 will have less power and will be harder to start, and will be heavier, but to make up for it it will require more maintenance.
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