"Not yet," Adam said.
Michelle tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his Michelle gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," Michelle says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. Then I saw you kick my cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, Tristian comes down for breakfast and watches Adam kick the cat halfway across the kitchen floor.
Tristian looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " Momma....You gonna tell Daddy, or should I?"
