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Best story of the year!

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Heard this on the radio this morning and had to share:
Seneca, South Carolina (SafeCITY) - Noah Smith, a 31-year-old South Carolina man was jailed after he was allegedly found naked in a stranger's home with a mouse tail protruding out of his butt.

Oh yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

According to the Oconee County Sheriff's Office, a deputy responding to a burglary report discovered Smith laying face down naked inside the doorway of the victims home.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he reportedly turned over and slapped the deputy, prompting the deputy to deploy his Taser. After seeing that the Taser had no effect on Smith, the deputy called for backup.

A few moment's later, a cluster of deputies tried to apprehend Smith in the victim's bedroom, however Smith evaded arrest by jumping off the victim's bed in an attempt to kick the deputies.

Pepper spray was deployed, however it was ineffective as well, since Smith continued to kick at deputies and evade arrest.

Deputies then struck Smith several times with a baton, however Smith retaliated by attempting to bite one of the deputies.

Eventually a dog pile of deputies wrestled Smith to the ground, covering his mouth with a blanket so he couldn't bite them. An EMS crew that arrived on scene assisted in getting Smith shackled and tied down to a stretcher.

Since Smith was suspected of being high on mushrooms, he was taken to a local emergency room for a medical exam. It was during the exam medical personnel found a mouse tail protruding from Smith's rectum. An X-Ray later revealed that Smith had a mouse lodged further inside his rectum.

Smith was booked into the Oconee County Detention Center on charges of resisting arrest, two counts of assault and battery and indecent exposure.
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Has Brit swapped from sheep to mice?
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