BLACK HURRICANES?!?!

[sugarshane]

I got this in an email today....
I looked it and it is factual!
what a stupid bitch

Black hurricanes....Well, it appears our African-American friends have found
yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be
Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of
hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names
that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha,
Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that
street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in
New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of
the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I
guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+
MPH, that's too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weatherman in New
Orleans says...Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo'
yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off
dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest
FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!!!!

[AlisoBob]

Any "Black Hurricane" would be too lazy to do any damage.

It would look all scary, and huff and puff about how bad it was... but in the end it would come ashore, drink a 40, puff a blunt, and go sit down waiting for its monthly check to arrive.

[Mad Dog]

[NightBiker07]

i read about this last year. dumb ass libs......learn engrish or GTFO

[Hellbear]

Any "Black Hurricane" would be too lazy to do any damage.

It would look all scary, and huff and puff about how bad it was... but in the end it would come ashore, drink a 40, puff a blunt, and go sit down waiting for its monthly check to arrive.

[hoofarted]

[AlisoBob]

Watch this....






Then watch this.....

[hoofarted]

[AlisoBob]

Thats not a Black Hurricane, thats a Black Mudslide.

[pstoffers]

[Roostius_Maximus]

dude i'm f'n cryin i'm laugin so hard

[MojoScojo]

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/hurricane.asp


Um, yeah.

Funny as hell and sad as hell all at once.

[NightBiker07]

Watch this....






Then watch this.....

wow.....just wow

[AlisoBob]

dude i'm f'n cryin i'm laugin so hard

Its my new ring tone...

[Tharrell]

You know, that's the real reason they didn't leave New Orleans.
They didn't understand what the weatherman was saying.
If he had shucked and jived, and talked about fuckin somebodys mother they would have perked up and understood.
It's almost a Jersey thing.

[AlisoBob]

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[Mik329]

Where is Hitler when we need him most?