Heavenly Father,
Recently you have taken away my favorite dancer, Michael Jackson;
my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze;
my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett;
my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales;
my favorite pitchman, Billy Mays;
and my favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon.
Just so you know, my favorite politicians now are Barack Obama,
Nancy Pelosi,
and Harry Reid.
Thank you and Amen.
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"