The Lone Ranger

Racial Shit can be Funny, Racist is Not... Get It?
Post Reply
User avatar
hoofarted
Posts: 2628
Joined: July 2nd, 2007, 8:48 am
Last active:
Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA

The Lone Ranger

Post by hoofarted »

One day, the Lone Ranger was riding through Indian territory on his
Faithful horse Silver and was ambushed and captured by a large enemy
Indian war party and brought before the tribal Chief.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger? In honor
Of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.

Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. Tell me now Lone Ranger, what is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who
Whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that
Evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
And spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
Impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse Lone Ranger, but I will
Still kill you in two days."


"What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to
His horse.

Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
This time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the
Blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The
Following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
Indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.

What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to
Speak to my horse....alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
Ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very

Carefully, for....the....last....time, I said,.....BRING POSSE!!"



:lol: :lol:
The CR500 is an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some taste...

Image
User avatar
dannygraves
Posts: 8020
Joined: June 1st, 2007, 2:03 pm
Last active:
Location: Las Vegas, NV

Post by dannygraves »

:lol: :lol:
'09 kx450f 4-Poke
Gen-4 trail bike --SOLD--
Gen-3 badass trail/mx bike --SOLD--
Gen-1 built dunes bike --SOLD--
'05 klx110 --SOLD--
'95 pw80
Image
TYSTYX
Posts: 1317
Joined: June 25th, 2007, 6:30 am
Last active:
Location: Dark Side of the Moon

Post by TYSTYX »

:rotfl:
99 CR500R
My drinking team has a racing problem
Post Reply