Marrying Frog

[sabreguy]

A man with a 25" member walks into the Dr.s office and asks the doc
"Is there anything that can be done to shrink my unit? I cannot get close to a woman with a member so large."
Doc says "Sorry sir but there is no medical procedure to help you with your problem."
Man "DAMN"
Docs says "But there is the marrying Frog"
Man" Marrying Frog?"
Doc "Yes Marrying Frog. It is a frog that is down in Africa that if you ask it to marry you when it so NO your unit will shrink"
So the man goes to Africa and finds the Marrying Frog. He walks up to the frog and asks " Will you Marry me?"
Frog "NO!"
As soon as the frog spoke the man's unit shrunk 5"
The man thought to himself "great now I am down to twenty inches I will try to ask again and see if it works."
So the man aks the frog again "Will you marry me?"
Again the frog so "NO! I will not marry you!"
Again the man's unit shrunk 5"
The man was ecstatic so he thought to himself if I ask the frog three more times I will be down to 10" and the women will love me!!"
So again the man asks the frog "Will you marry me?"
The frog replies "I told you before NO NO NO!!!!!"
The man "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Ported&Polished]

[lewisclan]

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