When You're Drunk...

[hoofarted]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[dannygraves]

wow, I can actually think of situations where I should have said every one of those 10

[bigpower]

Guilty!

[lewisclan]

nice list

[AlisoBob]

#11... I'm only going to put it in a little bit.

[dannygraves]

#11... I'm only going to put it in a little bit.

HAHAHA LMFAO

[ISBB]

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.


Or the bush in front of my house in the dead of winter after driving across town doing the dead pedal tap... once out.. piss all over the bush and laugh histarically at the generated steam..

[dannygraves]

yeah, the steam is very amusing when drunk!
LOL

[TYSTYX]

#11... I'm only going to put it in a little bit.

#12 ... I promise I'll pull out.





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[dannygraves]

DONE THAT!!!!
HAHAHA!!!