Just had to! Brits version of Lingerie

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Just had to! Brits version of Lingerie

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One mourning brit wakes up and decides hes going to buy his wife a present.
Brit gets ready and leaves for work.
During his lunch break he goes shopping for a gift, then he returns to work.
At the end of the day he goes home,
Brit; Honey Im home and Ive got a present for you.
Wife; Thanks sweetheart, what is it.
Brit; Open it and find out.
Wife; What do you expect me to do with this.
Brit; Wear it honey.
Wife; And where do you expect me to wear this.
Brit; To bed honey.
Wife; What possible reason would I have to wear this to bed.
Brit; It will keep you warm honey.
Wife; Where did you get this.
Brit; From the abbatoirs
Wife; You SICK TWISTED PERVERTED man!!!! I am not wearing a sheep skin to bed just so you can pretend your still on a sheep farm!
Besides it smells like you do after a night out.



Sorry Britincali I couldn't help my self , if you find this offensive P.M me and I will delete this A.S.A.P. :oops: :oops:
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Delete??? I just made it a sticky!!!

What most guys find sexy.....

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What Brit finds sexy


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Perfect place for the new brit smiley: Image
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:urock: dudes.
Travis thats what started it. :lol: :lol:
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Travis wrote:Perfect place for the new brit smiley: Image
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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CR500R7 wrote: Travis thats what started it. :lol: :lol:
The sheep thing has been going on much longer than you think. You have to go back several moths to where Bob banned Brits Avatar to really understand the gravity of the Brit+Sheep thing. Still pretty friggin funny. :sheepviolate: :lol:
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Travis wrote: You have to go back several moths to where Bob banned Brits Avatar to really understand the gravity of the Brit+Sheep thing. Still pretty friggin funny.
The Sheep rapist wasnt funny......

Brit should repost that in wally world where he should have in the first place.
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It was a horse :wink: and the horse was doin all the raping :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Actually thats what got me banned from the other site the first time :D
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No dumbass....... Your avatar here of the "Sheep Rapist" dude....sticking his tongue down the real sheeps throat.
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What I thought was funny was the fact that Brit got banned from the Banned Site. Takes quite a skill IMO. :lol: I think he even lost the Junk Yard forum name for the sheep or goat make out pic. I remember the excuse was the guys on the Lightning or Harley truck forum loved it...:roll: Am I right Brit?
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Brit was never banned..... he quit.
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Travis the new Brit smiley is what started the joke for me. :lol:
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AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.
I know. He just quit because that animal lover avatar was banned right? He hasn't posted like he used to since. I think it has something to do with the new job though. Sorry to bring that back up Bob but I get tickled thinking about it. You guys have to be pretty close because you called it. He would be back even without the avatar. Did that change your friendship? I am just asking becuase it shouldn't have.
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AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.



Ummmmmmm,,,,,,...........




When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
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britincali wrote:
AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.



Ummmmmmm,,,,,,...........




When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
HAHA Bob really did Ban you. That is way too funny!!! At least it was only a sort of suspension because your back.
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britincali wrote:


When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
You were locked out for 10 minutes until you picked up the phone...

Tox has locked you out for longer than that....

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I just realized when you quote Brit that it uses that smiley. That makes it even funnier than before.
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britincali britincali britincali :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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This place wouldn't be half as funny without Brit oh sorry I mean britincali britincali britincali
Sorry man couldn't help myself. :lol:
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