Subject: Tonto's Wisdom
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says in a rather condescending tone...
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in the constalation Leo."
"Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning."
"Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant."
"Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto reply's..... " It means someone stole the frickin' tent, asshole."
Lone Ranger Sux.....
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