Britincali says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from petting Winston , Tox says: "Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this truck doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, Chris looks over at Tox and
growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did! The ticket could have been for much more."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, Brit glowers at Tox and says through clenched teeth, "Damit,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, me had it on, but took it off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
Tox add's, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket Brit turns
to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUTTHE "F" UP??"
The officer looks over at Tox and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
Tox replies with a smile.....
"Only when he's been drinking."
