Prostitutes v Politicians

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Question: Why do politicians crusade against prostitutes?
Answer: They hate the competition.

Question: Why do politicians demand discounts from prostitutes?
Answer: Professional courtesy.

Question: What's the difference between politicians and prostitutes?
Answer 1: There are some things prostitutes won't do.
Answer 2: Prostitute only screw you if you want it.
Answer 3: With prostitutes it's more fun.
Answer 4: Prostitute will only hurt you if you beg for it.
Answer 5: Prostitutes trade sex for money, politicians just steal it.
Answer 6: Prostitutes don't start wars.
Answer 7: Prostitutes only come in your bedroom when invited.
More answers encouraged in the comment section.