I had heard of the "Pink Papers," an official intra-departmental report that used to circulate through the ranks of the employees of the IRS in the past, but had not seen them until recently. They were sent to me by an interested party. After reading them, I decided to see if they were still in circulation among the employees of the IRS. I made a few phone calls and they denied their existence. Not suprising. A few days later the "Pink Papers" was anonymously sent to me with a note attached stating that the "Pink Papers" were available only among the rebels of the Service.
This document is 14 pages, all of which have
* NOT FOR PUBLIC COMSUMPTION *
Written across the top.
REPORT ON DEFENDING OUR TAX EXEMPT WAGES
PURPOSE:
Due to the increasing desire for revenue, our people inside the Internal Revenue Service are being advised to file tax returns for wages. This under the guise that it doesn’t look equitable if we don’t pay taxes on our wages, yet actively collect them from the common people. This situation is becoming more acute due to the recent unauthorized mention on National News that warnings have gone out to IRS agents who have not been filling returns. We have spent so much time trying to convince the general public they must pay taxes, apparently our supervisorial hierarchy have decided we must lose the one perk we get for being a parish in this society. Recognize that many of them file, solely for purposes of making themselves politically acceptable in their aspirations for higher public office.
Our own department Counsel (attorney) seems to be leaning toward making payment of taxes a requirement for new IRS employees, and was only minimally helpful in preparing this report. But as there are those of us who do not aspire politically nor who wish to give up our perks and pay taxes on wages like common people, we have provided this in-house report, which covers basics of just WHY you don’t have to file if your income is primarily wages, WHY it is not a crime, and the basic defenses for your personal lawyer.
While I doubt anyone in the supervisorial hierarchy will risk exposure of our perks and this information to the common people, we must be prepared to protect ourselves from our own organization. With that in mind, and with some help from our legal advisors, we have prepared this official intra-departmental report.
INTRODUCTIOIN:
DEFENSE OUTLINE SUMMARY:
TAX LAW ORIGINS AND AUTHORITY:
HANDLING A JURY TRAIL:
INITIAL DEFENSE:
ELEMENTS:
DEFENSES:
UNACCEPTABLE DEFENSES:
WILLFULL FAILURE TO FILE:
ELEMENTS THE GOVERNEMNT MUST PROVE ARE:
DEFENSES:
UNACCEPTABLE DEFENSES:
CONCLUSION:
As you can see, by negating wages as income, only profit or gain need to be considered, making most persons ineligible for filing. There is no willful act, no omission, no intent, and no income… hence no case for the prosecution, and even if confronted by an angry jury, by relying on the U.S. Supreme Court decisions, YOU MUST BE ACQUITTED AS A MATER OF LAW. If you are not acquttied, your lawyer will move for a Judgement not withstanding the verdict, and/or appeal, from which you will be eventually found not guilty.
End.
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