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Dead baby jokes....

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Poof :D
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WTF those suck
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and a little on the sick side too :?
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Very sick :shock:


Just saw them posted on another forum and figured what the hell!
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britincali wrote:Just saw them posted on another forum and figured what the hell!
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britincali wrote:Very sick :shock:

Just saw them posted on another forum and figured what the hell!
Thats because you haven't had one or two. Course neither do I but porno would fly easier.

Yours would defin be a different mix.
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whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?


one dead baby....nailed to ten trees.
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NightBiker07 wrote:whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?


one dead baby....nailed to ten trees.
i don't think it even comes close...ten dead babies is wayyyy sicker no matter how in-tact their limbs are!
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
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whats worse than a trash can full of dead babies?

a live one at the bottom.
whats worse than that?

he ate his way out.
whats worse than that?

he came back for seconds......
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This thread is an embarassment...
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NightBiker07 wrote:whats worse than a trash can full of dead babies?

a live one at the bottom.
whats worse than that?

he ate his way out.
whats worse than that?

he came back for seconds......


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AlisoBob wrote:This thread is an embarassment...



I always start the best ones :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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AlisoBob wrote:This thread is an embarassment...
Exactly, what is wrong with you Brit?

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Aww... :( I missed them.

Don't worry Brit I like them too. The sicker the better IMO. Appropriate for a CR500 forum? Probably not...But pretty much all we do at work is talk about sick and disgusting shit. If I shared half the crap we talk about the FBI would probably come knocking on my door :shock:
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Whats red, smiles, and knocks on glass?
Baby in a microwave


Whats blue and sits in a corner?
Baby playing with a plastic bag


Whats red and sits in a corner?
Baby playing with a razor blade


How do you get 250 dead babies into a telephone booth?
With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
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Fuuuuuukkk!!!!!!!!!!!


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Those jokes are older than my grandma, and she farts dust.
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So the wife says the trick to dead baby jokes after you have kids is the replace the word "baby" with the word "nigger", then they are funny again :D
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dannygraves wrote:So the wife says the trick to dead baby jokes after you have kids is the replace the word "baby" with the word "nigger", then they are funny again :D
not relly, cause some jokes would be opposite. 10 dead darkies nailed to a tree would be WAY better than just one nailed to 10 trees.
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LOL
but after you have kids there is absolutely nothing funny about dead babies!
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dannygraves wrote:LOL
but after you have kids there is absolutely nothing funny about dead babies!
Uhhh...yes there is. Lighten up. :D
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Its not the topic, these are just dumb.....
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AlisoBob wrote:Its not the topic, these are just dumb.....
Well what do you expect Bob? Look who started this thread!
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Some one should pulled this baby joke on him....

What is red and is creeping up its mothers leg?


An aborted Baby Britincali, with homesickness.
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