Black names for Hurricanes ??

[Justin B]

Black hurricanes....
Well, it appears that some
African-Americans have found yet something else
to be pissed about. A black congresswoman
(this would be Sheila Jackson
Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained
that the names of hurricanes are all
Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect
African-American culture such as
Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and
Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to
be broadcast in 'language' that
street people can understand because one of
the problems that happened in
New Orleans was, that black people
couldn't understand the seriousness of
the situation, due to the racially biased
language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the
winds are going to blow at 140+
MPH and that the water could get 10 feet
deep so you need to evacuate is too
hard to understand???

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New
Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua
be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo' ! So, turn off
dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest
FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

[eyesky2002]

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New
Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua
be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
Bitch be a category fo' ! So, turn off
dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest
FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

Sounds about right!!!

[AlisoBob]

Hurricanes would start blowing at 10:00am, 3 hours late, leave for lunch at 11:45, and not come back.

Florida would be allot drier right now.

[lewisclan]

[bigpower]

Hurricanes would start blowing at 10:00am, 3 hours late, leave for lunch at 11:45, and not come back.

Florida would be allot drier right now.

Now thats some funny stuff

[Justin B]

Finally stopped raining at about 11:00 Friday night , ....anyone want a half finished ark?

The funny thing is the apartment complex I live in had the water sprinklers on when I got home.......here's your sign.