Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm. "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
"Well, Bubba had two a#$holes."
"What? He had two a#$holes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two a#$holes.'"
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
