you might be a redneck if........

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you might be a redneck if........

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If you go to the drive through at the tobacco store on a riding lawn mower,
pulling your mother in a cart, while she sits in a rocking chair wearing a night gown.

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That has to be Iowa :lol:
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I like the hose on the ground to ring to bell. :lol:
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eyesky2002 wrote:That has to be Iowa :lol:
Yep, somewhere in the bottom 2 tiers of counties...

There was talk of giving the bottom 2 tiers to Missouri as it would raise the IQ of both states.

haha, actually in the Iowa town I live in (Knoxville) there is a guy why rides his mower all over town with a trailer... BUT I've never seen him with a passenger.
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This was actually from Kansas I think. But you guys were close. haha At least it wasn't Ky for this one. I do know a guy that I went to High School with that got a DUI on a Horse. He tried to go through McDonalds Drive through on it and then they got him when he fell off it at Walmart. Woke up his parents at 3 am to bring a trailer and get his horse. :lol: :lol:
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