MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

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'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept .
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They just sneered at Virgil and decided to leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

YEAH!
'Did they chop your firewood?'



'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
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hahahahaha
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Oldey but goodie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by MrDude_1 »

lol.
i was thinking.. that's a perfect joke from my friend out in Kentucky.


then i saw the posters location... :lol:
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MrDude_1 wrote:lol.
i was thinking.. that's a perfect joke from my friend out in Kentucky.


then i saw the posters location... :lol:
Haha.. Is it that obvious??? :lol: :lol:
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