A.M. Sex

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AlisoBob
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Subj: Morning Sex





She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,



wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.







As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to



make love to me this very moment.'







His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is



going to be my lucky day.'







Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his



all; right there on the kitchen table.







Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt



still around her neck.







A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'


She explained.......





























'The egg timer's broken.'
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Post by iggys-amsoil »

:lol:

In WWII (1941 Honolulu) the hooker only gave one three minutes, course most were done in half that. :lol:
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:D
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:lol: :lol:
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iggys-amsoil wrote::lol:

In WWII (1941 Honolulu) the hooker only gave one three minutes, course most were done in half that. :lol:
Minute in a half :shock: No wonder women call me a freak of nature :cool:
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