Pot Smoking Koala

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Pot Smoking Koala

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A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'



The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala

where they enjoyed a few joints

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'

and that he was going to get a drink from the river.



The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far

over and fell into the river.


A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and

helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

'What's the matter with you?'


The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he

was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,

got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked

into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was

sitting finishing a joint.


The crocodile looked up and said,



'Hey you!'



So the koala looked down at him and said,



'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...... !!!



How much water did you drink?'
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