A Hoon stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
"About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a
half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your wifes house."
THE FLIP SIDE
A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'
to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know
what your Ass Hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, "He's probably out riding the dunes with his CR500 buddies."
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"