MONKEY BUTT!!

madmcnish · Post by **madmcnish** » June 20th, 2008, 4:26 pm

I've just been out on the bike for a few hours tonight and my ass is stinging like mad!
What do you guys use/wear to prevent the dreaded 'MONKEY-BUTT'?
I wear padded cycling shorts, but I always end up with terrible ring-sting.
I think my butt hairs are getting pulled out whilst sliding up & down the seat, but I dunno how to prevent it other than waxing my ass!
Hell, I might as well get it waxed and get into porno acting -
Wait a minute... That sound like an plan!!!!

Ported&Polished · Post by **Ported&Polished** » June 20th, 2008, 6:23 pm

Well, basically, hairy assed individuals can't avoid it. Your best bet is to wax your nut sack and cornhole. Or buy some of this stuff. http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Post by **MojoScojo** » June 20th, 2008, 6:45 pm

Only cure I know is to ride more often.

This stuff does pretty good too and is readily available at any drugstore.
http://www.bagbalm.com/

Post by **AlisoBob** » June 21st, 2008, 2:32 am

Stand up

bigpower · Post by **bigpower** » June 23rd, 2008, 3:25 pm

Ported&Polished wrote:http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Thats the stuff

ISBB · Post by **ISBB** » June 23rd, 2008, 3:35 pm

i havent gotten monkey butt once since i have had my 500.. You must have a funky seat.. LOL On my yamaha i used to get ape ass every weekend... on the 500 i can ride just as much as i did on the 426 and be able to have a comfortable drive home.

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MONKEY BUTT!!

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