Ive got no idea if this is real or not, but its funny....
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the lig ht but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seco nds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
How to call the Police
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Re: How to call the Police
iggys-amsoil wrote:
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
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Re: How to call the Police
iggys-amsoil wrote:Ive got no idea if this is real or not, but its funny....
Hell ya' it is.....
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp
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AlisoBob wrote:iggys-amsoil wrote:Ive got no idea if this is real or not, but its funny....
Hell ya' it is.....
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp