Married Life....

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Married Life....

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress,
are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze
their men....that night all three will wear a leather
bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....


The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my
boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice,
4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are The woman
of my life, I love you...then we made love all night
long."


The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met
in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega
stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex
all night."


The married one then said: "The other night I sent the
kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself
ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my
eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman,
what's for dinner?"


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Re: Married Life....

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hoofarted wrote:, "Hey Batman,
what's for dinner?"


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