Going to Heaven

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Going to Heaven

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One day a man passed away and went to the pearly gates of heaven.

Once arriving to the gate he asks the gate keeper, "How can I get in?"
Keepers reply : "You have to SPELL the magic word."
Man: " Oh , but I am a bad speller and I really want to go in."
"Okay, give me the word and I will do my best."
Keeper: "The word is Love"

The man was so excited and spelled the word right away and went inside
the pearly gates of Heaven.
The Gate Keeper asks the man to watch the gate as he needed to use the
bathroom.
The Man happily agrees to do so and stands at the gate.

All of a sudden, a woman approaches the gate. It is the man's
wife...!!??
He asks his wife, "What are you doing here?"
Wife replies: " I couldn't live without you and I went right after you
did."
" How do I get inside to be with you?"
The husband replies : "You have to spell the magic word ."
Wife replies: " What is the magic word?"
Husband replies : " Czechoslovakia."
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Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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