Ideal Man

[AlisoBob]

What Women Want in a Hoon

Original List:

1.Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

11. Only Rides 4 x a month





What Women Want in a Hoon, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner AND bike stuff

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers anniversaries

10. Dosent masterbate excessivly

11. Only rides 3x a month



What Women Want in a Hoon, Revised List (age 52)

1. Not too ugly

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers most his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

11. Rides 2x a month




What Women Want in a Hoon, Revised List (age 62)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

11. Rides 1 time a month



What Women Want in a Hoon, Revised List (age 72)



1. Doesn't scare Grand Children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

11. Stopped Riding





What Women Want in a Hoon, Revised List (age 82)



1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

3. Posts on www.cr500riders.com

[sabreguy]

Hell I'm already trimming nose and ear hair!

[lewisclan]

im in

[pstoffers]

I'm out I don't have a tie

[britincali]