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iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » February 13th, 2008, 10:12 pm

All this training for one race

Well I still gota hand it to ya for tryin.

Ported&Polished · February 13th, 2008, 10:25 pm

M.F.D.B. wrote:Wholly SHIT dood!! I can run a 7 min mile but I dont think I could do that for more then a couple miles. If you think your beer drinking, smoking ass is going to run 2 milkes a day every day for 2 weeks, it was nice knowing you!!

Tox, I gots dibs on the AF!! Lets get a life insurance policy on his ass before his heart attack!!

I call dibs on the trailer and the dog, and Tox is welcome to come over for a week.

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 13th, 2008, 10:27 pm

Ported&Polished wrote: Tox is welcome to come over for a week.

She'd rock your world holmes...

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » February 14th, 2008, 6:44 am

dude, Brit, you should have started this a long time ago, now your just going to be tired and sore BEFORE the race....

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 8:57 am

iggys-amsoil wrote:All this training for one race

Well I still gota hand it to ya for tryin.

It aint just for the race, ever since I started doing finance I get almost no excersize anymore and my tits are getting bigger, at least when I was on the lot I would walk a mile or so a day, now I just sit at a 'puter all day getting fat

Im sore as shit this morning, it feels like the monday after a dumont weekend

Exnav · Post by **Exnav** » February 14th, 2008, 9:46 am

Curse of the F&I guy

Works bell to bell and sits on his arse all day making big bank.......hopefully making the big dough anyway

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 10:17 am

britincali wrote:tits are getting bigger

OI!! You do have a pretty nice set of tits...

Maybe you should buy a long, blond, curly wig and start "day shift stripping" as a pregnant woman?? I heard theres pretty good demand, specially with those purdy blue eyes...

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 10:37 am

M.F.D.B. wrote: Maybe you should buy a long, blond, curly wig and start "day shift stripping" as a pregnant woman?? I heard theres pretty good demand, specially with those purdy blue eyes...

I tried that but the big teeth scare off customers

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 10:38 am

Exnav wrote:Curse of the F&I guy

Works bell to bell and sits on his arse all day making no money 'cos the market took a shit and the chargebacks from all the repos are killing the paycheck:

Fixed

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 10:45 am

britincali wrote:
Exnav wrote:Curse of the F&I guy

Works bell to bell and sits on his arse all day making no money 'cos the market took a shit and the chargebacks from all the repos are killing the paycheck:

Fixed

Well there are plenty of rub and tugs here in Vegas, so all you need to learn is the massage part...

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » February 14th, 2008, 10:47 am

yeah, theres one by the carl's jr I eat lunch at, hoofarted keeps telling me to check it out...HAHAHA

its call like "asian mesage" or something like that.

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 10:50 am

dannygraves wrote:
its call like "asian mesage" or something like that.

They all are, thats super secret code talk for "rub and tug"...HAHAHA

Its to confuse the Detectives...

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » February 14th, 2008, 10:51 am

HHEHHEHEHE

stupid cops! HAHAHAHHAHA

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 10:58 am

dannygraves wrote:HHEHHEHEHE
stupid cops! HAHAHAHHAHA

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 11:05 am

Just did my morning mile, 13mins 45 secs.

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 11:06 am

britincali wrote:Just did my morning mile, 13mins 45 secs.

WOW, some day you will fall under the "running" category...lol

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 11:20 am

Im staying with a mellow jog

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » February 14th, 2008, 11:23 am

britincali wrote:Im staying with a mellow jog

PUSSY!

Mojo, we need a "brit is a pussy" emoticon!

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 14th, 2008, 11:31 am

britincali wrote:Just did my morning mile, 13mins 45 secs.

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 11:41 am

Yeah, at his current rate of growth, he will be a marathon runner in another 2 weeks...

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 14th, 2008, 11:43 am

M.F.D.B. wrote:Yeah, at his current rate of growth, he will be a marathon runner in another 2 DAYS!!!

M.F.D.B. · Post by **M.F.D.B.** » February 14th, 2008, 11:44 am

AlisoBob wrote:
M.F.D.B. wrote:Yeah, at his current rate of growth, he will be a marathon runner in another 2 DAYS!!!

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 12:05 pm

AlisoBob wrote:
britincali wrote:Just did my morning mile, 13mins 45 secs.

Its true man, I did most of it at 6 mph

bigpower · Post by **bigpower** » February 14th, 2008, 2:12 pm

You'll be the next one in front of congress answering to steroid use!

How much Dynabol did you shoot in yer ass cheek to make such an improvement?

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 14th, 2008, 2:29 pm

bigpower wrote:
How much Dynabol did you shoot in yer ass cheek to make such an improvement?

Not really an improvement I just walked most of the mile the first time I did it

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