a young inventor goes into a patent office so that he could patent a new mouse trap he invented. it's basically a peice of wood with a razor blade standing on end with a peice of cheese on the other side.
the patent officers said, "i'm not even going to bother with that go home and have a think on how you could improve it so that it's worth while"
a week later the inventor goes back and shows them the changes he made to his mouse trap. It was exactly the same but the cheese was missing.
the patent officer asked " how is this better".
the inventor replied " easy the mouse sticks his head over the razor blade and moves his head back and forth thinking where's the F*%#@ing cheese.
new invention
new invention
13 isnt unlucky i just keep falling off
